Nuke Pop: Popular Culture Images of Nuclear War • Credits
Radioactive Rambos


On the cover we see a college professor turned savage defending his wife in a duel fought with pieces of a barbecue set.

The success of Ahern’s Survivalist series, eventually running to some nineteen volumes and claimed sales at one point of over five million copies, spawned a vast number of imitations




The Seattle space needle seems to have survived remarkably well in this one.

“When all is lost, there’s always the future. But the future in a world shrouded in the radioactive red dust clouds of a generation-old global nuclear war depends on finding hidden caches of food, weapons and technology-the legacy of a preholocaust society-stashed in lonely outposts known as redoubts. When Ryan Cawdor discovers a redoubt in the bitter freakish wasteland that now passes for Alaska, he also uncovers a new threat to a slowly reemerging America. Roaming bands of survivors have crossed the Bering Strait from Russia to pillage Alaska and use it as the staging ground for an impending invasion of America. In Deathlands, the war for domination is over, but the struggle for survival continues.”

“After Armageddon, one rugged survivor blazes down the highways of a ravaged America.”

“In a postnuke wasteland, he’s the only hero we’ve got!”
Most of the volumes in this series were written by cyberpunk author John Shirley, who gave them a loopy originality which mocked the genre they came from.

“After Nuclear War, America’s only chance for freedom is the…Doomsday Warrior”

The hero of this series rides carries his pet pit bull with him on his motorcycle.
The blonde with the open blouse appears nowhere in the novel.
“Across post-nuclear America he fights to stop a war-crazed general’s countdown to doomsday!”

“The subway entrance up the street is barred from the inside. The ones that are still alive are paranoid, and armed–so when you blow the doors off, tell the men to go in shooting…”
“What about the ones who don’t resist? I mean some of them might not be sick.”
“You know the directive Sgt. Everyone is to be considered contaminated and therefore must be…..destroyed, and that includes EVERYONE.”
It’s not entirely clear what “paranoid” means in this context.

Many of these writers can barely disguise their glee at having their heroes revel in the postholocaust anarchy. William W. Johnstone goes further by seeing the nuclear war as a cleansing apocalypse which will destroy all weak-kneed liberals, protesting college students, and labor unions and make possible the creation of a reactionary utopia.




“In the war of the future, Death is as bloody as ever!”
(How reassuring!)


The long night of nuclear winter makes an ideal environment for a vampire, of course.
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